Supposedly Tough Cat.

Curiosity killed the cat is a proverb used to warn against being too curious for fear that one may face harm. In this scenario, I guess acting tough scared away the curious cat. LOL !

Instructions To Follow.

Another dumb joke I came up with when I was fifteen. Heh ! Do leave me critics, yeah ?

Patient : Good morning, doctor.

Doctor : Good morning. How are you today ?

No Need To Pay.

I can't believe I actually came up with a dumb joke when I was fifteen. Cleaning out the house is definitely good in a way; you'll come across loads of amusing stuffs. Heh ! And here goes the good for nothing joke. Do leave me critics, yeah ?

There is a board at the entrance of a hotel - "No need to pay for your bill. Your grandson will pay for it."

Ganesh : Feeding free of cost ? That's fine.

Little Johnny Does It - Again !

It was Friday morning, and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called "add to the picture". The teacher would call students to the chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object on the chalkboard, and each following student would add something to the picture to make it a new picture.

The teacher called on James to start things off.

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

The Sexiest Butt Ever.

Boys ! There is someone new in the European market. Someone really crazily sexy for a blond. And she  has the sexiest butt ever on the planet for the year of 2009 !

Shit My Pants.

Sherry Vine's version of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance : Shit My Pants. Memang xleh blah dowh !

Toilet, Ohh Toilet !

We have often seen many signboards placed in toilets, whether as a reminder or as an announcement. This may be because it is human's nature to tend to forget and must be always reminded.

Following are some toilet signs which we normally see around.

 

A commonly seen sign.

Homework.

Macam-macam. Haha !