Saturday, February 20

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What ?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times ?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was . . . God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited !"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why ?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed !"

Note : Just a forwarded e-mail I felt like sharing.


KaorU IchibaNa said...


ur a lawyer i knew i'll get screwed !!XD

suraya said...

haha, it's funny though there're sum parts dat i dun undrstand XD

Johari sulaiman said...

hahahaha really funny!

uNIqIKA said...

klaka la plak

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Miss Marquis said...

kreatif kreatif (:

miera said...

haha siot je

tujuhhariseminggu said...

screwed... :p he3...

Aidi-Safuan said... an engineer. so nanti xkawin la? :p