Rahsia Guru Memenangi Anugerah - Membaca & Seks.

Membaca dan having sex every night ! Tu diaaa . . . Rahsia Tokoh Nilam yang baru dianugerahkan kepada Alias Ismail yang merupakan seorang guru. Membaca dan having sex setiap malam ialah rahsianya untuk kekal bertenaga pada waktu siang. Apakah ?!

KUALA TERENGGANU : Reading and having sex nightly. That, says Tokoh Nilam award winner Alias Ismail, is the secret to his seemingly boundless energy during the day.

My Sweetheart Smells Like Pure.

I've repeated over and over again that I just love good smelling people ! And when I love good smelling people, I of course would love my to-be sweetheart to smell good himself. And of course I would like my sweetheart to smell like Adidas Action 3 Pure !

Why Pure ? Why not Control, Sensitive, Fresh or the rest ? When I have a sweetheart, I'd like him to smell like himself. And for that, he'll have to use unscented protection against perspiration. That's when Adidas Action 3 Pure will come in handy !

Mengapakah Guru Mencabul Kehormatan Murid Sekarang ?

I am seriously tired. I am, seriously. This whole week has been real hectic. Banyak gila kerja di rumah. We had a small kenduri today. Doa selamat and all for my niece yang dah [Alhamdulillah] after 40 days :)

The week to come is gonna be more hectic-er. Sebab I dah nak sambung belajar for degree. Got documents to photostat. Take a short trip to MMU to register. Beli barang-barang keperluan. Pack-pack, this and that. Sebab classes starts from 7 June. Hmm.

Anyways, back to the topic above. Mengapakah guru mencabul kehormatan murid sekarang ? WOW ! Title yang nampak berkemungkinan untuk menimbulkan kontroversi. Ececeh ! Actually, that is the keyword yang disearch oleh seseorang and terland on my blog.

Pelajar Sekolah & Kakak Ditahan Reman.

Ingat lagi tak the news mayat bayi lelaki ditemui ditanam at Stesen Komuter Padang Jawa ? The one where some pencangkuls were cangkul-ing the tanah and suddenly dikejutkan with pancutan darah . . .

Well, the culprit of that unfortunate doings have been caught.

SHAH ALAM : Seorang pelajar perempuan berumur 17 tahun dari sebuah sekolah menengah di sini bersama seorang kakaknya berusia 24 tahun ditahan reman selama empat hari bermula hari ini.

Celebrities Who Stink.

Okay-okay. I don't dare to come up with a controversial topic mengutuking celebrities who stink. Cause as long as I've lived my life, I've never come that close to any celebrities till I can smell their body odor. Seriously.

Anyways, I Googled some celebrities up which I think might stink due to the type of photo taken. They were sweating in the photos. And we all know that the odor that arises when sweating is sheer mortification. So, sweating = stinks !

Mayat Bayi Lelaki Ditemui Ditanam.

Quite sedih larh bila baca the news nowadays. Rasa geram pun ada, disgusted pun ada . . . macam-macam perasaan. But then, apa ku boleh buat ? I only boleh berdoa supaya benda ini takkan keep on happening. Sigh~

"Ketika kami sedang mencangkul tanah tersebut, kami berdua terperanjat besar apabila ternampak pancutan darah . . ."

Isn't it disturbing to imagine how blood splurts out after cangkul-ing a baby ? God ! Only the pencangkuls know what is it like to face that situation.

SHAH ALAM - Dua lelaki terperanjat apabila melihat pancutan darah ketika mereka sedang menggali longgokan tanah yang rupa-rupanya tertanam mayat seorang bayi lelaki cukup sifat berhampiran Stesen Komuter Padang Jawa di sini kelmarin.

My Wiggy Design.

Late again for instant cash blogging. Aiyooo, I rasa I dah takleh ngam with Project Alpha's instant cash blogging anymore already larh. Busy tersangat-sangat di rumah. Haha ! But then kan, this week's entry requirements amat larh menarik and I just had to participate . . . LOL ;)

Create an image to tell us how you’d like your Wiggy to look like! Make it star-shaped, covered in stripes, encrusted with diamonds… you get the idea. Let your imagination loose!

Okay, you are most welcome to barf at your respected computers and laptops lepas seeing my cute-mute wiggy design. Heh ;)

FIFA World Cup 2010 Theme Song.

Okay, I tau - I tau. This song was out like a long-long-long time ago. But aku baru jer dengar tengah hari tadi . . . through Fly FM. And, ohh ! I tertarik dowh dengan the theme song. Lagi terasa bahang bola sepak Piala Dunia 2010.

Somalian-born, Canadian-based hip-hop artist K'Naan has spoken about the "unity and celebration" that will connect with his song "Wavin' Flag," after it was chosen as the official anthem of Coca-Cola's 2010 FIFA World Cup program.

Bayi Maut Sewaktu Ibu Bapa Tidur.

Sedih gila dowh bila baca the news today in Kosmo. A nine months old baby died when his parents were sleeping.

BAYI malang, Adam Haikal jatuh dari tingkap (anak panah) di tingkat tiga kuarters Kementerian Pelajaran, Subang Jaya semalam. Gambar kecil, bapanya Mohd. Rostam Che Mat.

SUBANG JAYA – Seorang bayi berusia sembilan bulan, Adam Haikal Mohd. Rostam memanjat tingkap bilik tidurnya yang terbuka di tingkat tiga sebelum terjatuh ke dalam longkang di kuarters Kementerian Pelajaran, USJ 6/1 di sini pagi semalam.

Dirogol Berpuluh Kali - Gambar Bogel & Aksi Ghairah Dirakam.

Remaja lari rumah untuk menemui kekasih dirogol oleh kekasihnya sendiri. Nak cakap 'Ohh, pity that girl !' pun ada, nak cakap 'Padan muka kau !' pun ada. Haih~

KUALA LUMPUR : Pengorbanan cinta seorang gadis berusia 15 tahun yang sanggup menempuh perjalanan dari utara tanah air hingga ke ibu kota untuk menemui kekasih hati bertukar menjadi satu mimpi ngeri buat dirinya apabila dia dijadikan mangsa pemuas nafsu teman lelakinya itu.

Football = Adidas ?

The first thing that comes to my mind when people say football is Adidas. Why ? Adidas undeniably sponsors or advertises through many kind of ways during a football match. Either by having their logo on a T-shirt, shoes, balls, or the kind of deodorant and perfume weared by the football players, Adidas shows the other brands who the boss is.

Football players sweat. You can never change that fact. And I'm sure famous football players like Ballack, Schweinsteiger and my Roberto Carlos will do something to prevent the odor that arises during sweating. And that's when they'll grab a deodorant from Adidas (I'm sure !).

Umur 15, 19 Dah Pandai Tanam Baby.

Kelakar larh baca news nowadays. Macam-macam ! Berkhalwat sebab nak memuaskan nafsu, bila ditangkap takleh nak bayar denda. Buat seks sewenang-wenangnya and bila dah ada baby, tanam-tanam.

It's already 2010 for goodness sake. Start acting smart, not dumb ! Dah terlanjur, kahwin je larh. Or just give the baby to someone else. Yang nak pandai-pandai tanam tu, asal ? What wrong did the baby do ?

MELAKA : Satu pasangan kekasih remaja menjadi pasangan pertama di negara ini didakwa atas pertuduhan bersama menyembunyikan kelahiran seorang bayi lelaki dengan mengebumikannya di satu kawasan di tepi sungai di Batu Berendam pada 12 Mei lalu.

MALU . . . Muhammad Safiuddin dibawa keluar dari Mahkamah Majistret Alor Gajah untuk dibawa ke Mahkamah Majistret Ayer Keroh, semalam.

Invitation To Snack & Screen Session - Biar Betul ?

Kalau korang adalah Nuffnangers, korang mesti perasan their blog post tentang SNACK on Rice Crisps by Mister Potato at a Special SCREENING of Prince of Persia and Win Cash Prizes !

In that post, korang kena larh complete this slogan: ‘Rice Crisps by Mister Potato make my day go . . .” (not more than 15 words) and post it as a comment. The 150 most creative slogans will win the commenter a pair of invites to the ‘Snack & Screen’ session on 27 May 2010.

Movie yang korang dapat tengok when you menang is Prince of Persia : The Sands of Time. And secara kepelikan I telah memenangi a pair of tickets to watch that movie sambil memunching away Rice Crisps by Mister Potato.

Mengapa pelik ? Read on the full story.

Weird Tapi Benar : Madu RM 3,000.

Lama jugak rasanya I tak post up my personal opinions on news nowadays. Yang tentang Aminul Rashid, I definitely got my own perpective, my own view. Tapi tak berani untuk mengutarakannya sebab the issue is quite deep. Biar larh yang lain-lain say it out loud on behalf of me.

Anyways, back to the tajuk above. Madu RM 3,000 . . . apa kejadahnya ?

Who Will Win The World Cup ?

I know I am so-so-so late for this week's Project Alpha instant cash blogging. I've had a hectic week last week continuing to this week. I rasa the hecticness will be all over by the end of May. Itu pun tak jamin lagi. Cheh ! But then again, ingin ku mengwrite-up juga an entry. Rasa cam tak complete pula kalau skip a week. LOL !

Anyways, who will win the World Cup ? A very big question, I know. Lagi a big question for me yang takde larh fan besar of football. I tengok ala kadar jer. Once in a blue moon. Camtu je lorh. Heh ;)

RedMummy & Si Anonymous.

Daripada siapa itu Anonymous kepada jenis-jenis Anonymous [Part 1, Part 2], dan mengapa Anonymous ialah Anonymous [Part 1, Part 2] . . . finally I come to membekalkan beberapa contoh bloggers yang menghadapi Anonymous attack. Ini adalah solely based on pemerhatian saya yang tersendiri. Kalau ada silap and salah, tolong tegur.

Remember the day RedMummy made it into the news ? Yeah, the one in MyMetro. After that article from MyMetro, people berpusu-pusu masuk ke dalam blog RedMummy to see, to know, and to read what she blogs about until she can earn RM 10,000 within a month at times. Repeat, at times.

And of course, ada jer orang yang tak berpuas hati terhadap kejayaan RedMummy ini. And when this happens, tukar larh orang itu sebagai an Anonymous to leave a hatred comment at blog RedMummy.

Mengapa Anonymous Ialah Anonymous ? [Part 2]

After reviewing mengapa Anonymous ialah Anonymous on behalf of Anonymous yang baik ; I am going to review mengapa Anonymous ialah Anonymous on behalf of Anonymous yang jahat in this entry. Ini adalah solely based on pemerhatian saya yang tersendiri. Kalau ada silap and salah, tolong tegur.

But then again, perlukah I elaborate mengapa Anonymous ialah Anonymous on behalf of Anonymous yang jahat ? Isn't the answer real obvious ? Mereka berbuat demikian because they simply have a grudge against a certain blogger atau an issue yang diutarakan oleh some blog authors.

Aku Memang Tak Reti Duduk Diam. Cheh !

Ohh seriously. Aku memang tak reti duduk diam. Duduk lama-lama takleh, diri lama-lama takleh. And pandang layout blog I yang agak keserabutan sebelum ini pun takleh. Cheh !

I rasa I memang takleh with a 3 column blog layout. Seriously. Tak serasi, tak ngam, dan sama waktu dengannya. Cheh ! So, apa lagi. Aku yang tak reti duduk diam ini pun meneruskan pencarian dan pengcodingan blog layout. And this is the result.

How Many Wiggies ?

Okay people. Got some free time ? Meh, aku kasi something yang berfaedah untuk korang buat. Examine the picture below carefully. And when I say carefully, I mean it.

'BOH' 1Ummph 1Smile 1Malaysia.

Okay, aku rasa aku tak perlu cerita panjang-panjang di sini. Anda ada Facebook ? Anda rajin dan baik hati sesangat ? So, please-please-please kamu jangan nakal . . . Ehh, tersilap pula. Please vote for my 'BOH' 1Ummph 1Smile 1Malaysia picture :)

VOTE HERE

The picture yang I berani taruhkan for 'BOH' 1Ummph 1Smile 1Malaysia picture is the one below.

Beautiful Nara For The Adidas Ole KO Challenge !

The “Adidas Pure Game Ole K.O. Challenge” organised by StarAsia Malaysia is set to fan the football fever by offering fantastic prizes to winners of the one-of-a-kind challenge that will combine endurance and skills.

Contestants will play one-on-one street football in a spherical steel cage 20 ft in diameter and 18 ft high, and compete to score as many points as possible within a set time frame by kicking the ball through their opponent’s legs – a move also known as “ole”.

The Season 1 & Season 2 bloggers of Project Alpha will be playing futsal one-on-one at the Adidas Ole KO road show at Centre Court, Mid Valley Megamall on Friday May 21 at 7.30pm ! In my opinion, I think Beautiful Nara would win this challenge. Why ? Read on ! ;)

Contest : Senyuman Paling Menawan.

Aku bukan larh 'cantik menarik tertarik kau memang da bomb' kinda girl. Seriously. But I tertarik, yeah . . . tertarik to join this contest yang dianjurkan oleh Chenta Zetty. And the picture below is my kononnya senyuman paling menawan.

Pulau Besar, Melaka ; 05-11-2009

Mengapa Anonymous Ialah Anonymous ? [Part 1]

Setelah habisnya hujah-hujah saya tentang siapa itu Anonymous, Anonymous yang baik dan seterusnya Anonymous yang jahat ; kali ini SakiraLicious ingin sum it up mengapa Anonymous choose to be Anonymous. Mengapa dorang tak ingin meng-identify-kan diri mereka yang sebenar. Dan sama waktu dengannya.

Kalau dilihatkan dari segi Anonymous yang baik, mereka choose to leave critics yang membina tanpa meninggalkan sebarang identiti tentang diri mereka yang sebenar.

This is mostly because in their point of view, their experience in blogging world takde larh sehebat mana. Which indirectly leaves them having no confidence to come face-to-face about their perspective atau pandangan about a certain blog with the respected blog authors.

Tag : Aku Nak Lembu Pink. Boleh ?

This entry is actually done to menjawab Matdin yang telah mentag saya in his post. Mamat ni telah letak nama aku dalam wasiatnya. Dia telah wasiatkan aku seekor lembu hitam. Lerh~ Asal hitam, asal bukan pink ?

Contest : Best Red.

Pernah tak dengar pasal Diva Darling ? Kalau tak pernah, rajin-rajinkan larh mengvisit their site, okay ? Dorang ada anjurkan a pretty simple-dimple contest yang membolehkan anda walk away with RM 200 cash :)

The thing I mostly liked about this contest is, there was not much syarat to it. All I had to do was e-mail a photo of myself and tell the story of the photo. Photo yang diambil haruslah di-shot with anything around me in red. Simple, bukan ?

Aku Dah Puas Hati !

Entah apa jer I ni kan ? Sekejap puas hati, sekejap tak puas hati. But anyways, this is a sambungan to my earlier cerita yang tak puas hati itu. I overcame the problem already ! Found a nice looking template dan dah edit it according to my taste ! Wee~

My Message To AIDSAware.

AIDSAware is a project to raise awareness on AIDS and also to collect 13,000 messages, in remembrance of the 13,000 people who have passed away from AIDS to date in Malaysia. You can do your part by helping to spread this message in a very simple way.

HOW ?

Take a photo of you with your AIDS Aware message.

WHY ?

With the 13,000 messages collected, a wall of remembrance will be erected in a public space in KL. The printed photos will be displayed on the wall in order to share the AIDSAware messages with everyone!

WHEN?

From now till 9th May 2010, you can upload your messages into the "AIDS Aware Messages" in AIDSAware photo album. The photos will be printed and the wall of remembrance will go up on 16th May 2010.

Aku Tak Puas Hati.

Aaargh. Tak puas hatinya aku. Tension-tension-tension ! Benci-benci-benci ! Macam-macam perasaan amarah ku rasa buat masa ni. Why, ohh why benda ini selalu terjadi pada diriku ? Mengapa ? Geramji gegila. Pfft.

Okay. Apakah yang telah berlaku pada SakiraLicious sampaikan geramji sebegini ? Penukaran template blog yang terpaksa dibuat. Hah ! Silakan larh ketawa atas kebudak-budakan saya to get mad over this small matter. Sigh~

Contest : Hadiah Birthday Untuk Alisya.

Contest Hadiah Birthday Untuk Alisya nama diberi,
Big contest yang ku tunggu dari Eyriqazz berhari-hari.
Idea untuk isi contest saya mencari,
Bagi Eyriqazz memilih hadiah terbaik buat Si Puteri.

My First Nuffnang Cheque.

I finally received my Nuffnang cheque yang I cashed out on 22 March. Ohh, show-off nyer SakiraLicious ini, kan ? Takleh blah nak menunjuk-nunjuk benda remeh-temeh ini. Adoih !

Larh, ini kan my first . . . so of course larh I kena post up an entry as a memorabilia. Heh ! This officially marks my first ever payment from Nuffnang. Officially.

Camera, Rolling, and Action3 !

Ohh my ! The requirements for instant cash blogging of week 9 (b) couldn't get any harder ! Yes people. This entry is made for another instant cash blogging of Project Alpha. And what is that one requirement that made me go "ARRRGH" . . . ? Submit an audition video to Ruumz. An audition video !

At first I thought I would just skip this week's instant cash blogging. But hey ! That is so uncool. So tak macho. So un-sporting. And so yadda-yadda-yadda. So, I decided to just simply come up with an audition video using my Nokia 5130. Yeah, that explains why the quality of the video really-really-really sucks. Sorry for those who are going to view it !

There is nothing much for me to describe on my audition video as I just introduced myself and explained why I'm doing this video and such. But anyways, silakan larh memuntah-muntah around after viewing this entah apa-apa punya video, yep ?

Jenis-Jenis Anonymous [Part 2].

Since korang dah tahu dah siapa itu Anonymous and Anonymous yang baik, kali ini SakiraLicious ingin menerangkan pula tentang jenis Anonymous yang lagi satu. Iaitu Anonymous yang jahat atau evil. Ini adalah solely based on pemerhatian saya yang tersendiri. Kalau ada silap and salah, tolong tegur.

Anonymous yang jahat dapat dilihat frequently oleh kita semua in blogosphere. This type of Anonymous selalunya mengcomment in a rude manner dalam blog yang dikunjunginya. Sometimes they comment in blog entries and sometimes dorang just leave a hatred footstep in ShoutMix or CBox.