If I am Ip Man master, I would . . .

Ip Man Master is believed to be a highly skilled martial artist and sole practitioner of Wing Chun martial arts. If I am Ip Man Master, I would definitely inherit some of Wing Chun's martial arts. Right ?

And these pictures are how I think I would look like with some of my highly skilled kung fu move.

The speedo-punch kung fu move.

The snake kung fu move.

The split-ass-flying-kick kung fu move.

Who said Goku was the only one with a signature attack ? I pun ada tau !

The Kamehahaha kung fu move.

If all the kung fu moves above doesn't work out for me, I'll just use up my M16 to bring down my opponent.

Okay, that was a dumb joke. If all the kung fu moves above doesn't work out for me . . . I'll just smile, do the peace sign and walk away.

Yeah, that's the safest thing to do. Ohh wait, where is the bendera putih ?

So . . .
If I am Ip Man Master, I would safe myself from everything I should.
If I am Ip Man Master, I would safe the world in every way I could.
Hell, yeah !